aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
    taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
    gemini: crayola as fuck
    cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
    leo: cutest ever
    virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
    libra: weird as hell omg
    scorpio: probably satan
    sagittarius: cute and very sweet
    capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
    aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
    pisces: even more crayola than gemini

burgerkid:

me trying to exercise

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